Friday, 12 December 2014

31 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be ‘Taken’ By Your Dirty Minds

 1. We all know the manoeuvre.. But for those who are new..

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


2. And for those are still naive, you can consider joining this school…

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


3. And when you have that big night coming up… Don’t forget to get into that sexy outfit from here…

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


4. Maybe a glass of wine here for the lady.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


5. Oh see,, the wine worked. You got welcomed to the family.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


6. Hmm…. you need this bro.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


7. This is what she will say then.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


8. Or maybe this. Never have been happier, eh?

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


9. Yeah, you gotta treat the gal well.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


10. Hmm… sail across the ocean.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


11. That’s right.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


12. Mmm hmm… That too.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


13. Even tonight?!!

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


14. OMG!

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


15. Decide what you want bro.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


16. You heard the lady.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


17. Oh man! The Most unfortunate name. But perfect residence for you.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


18. Tee hee hee…

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


19. Ya… You need that after that kind of chutzpah!

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


20. Now this is what you call the perfect logo!!

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


21. Oh boy!!

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


22. Really?

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


23. Great job girl! Sincerely.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


24. So they have salon for this too?!!

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


25. You heard the guy. Forgive him please.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


27. Maybe you should consider that.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


28. Tee hee hee… part 2

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


29. Now somebody’s got way too confidence!

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


30. Oohhh….. Kinky.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds


31. Now. That is something serious folks.

30 Innocent Sign Boards That Never Suspected How They Will Be 'Taken' By Your Dirty Minds
All the images are sourced from here.

8 Funny Things About Mumbai Which Only Mumbaikar Will Understand

1. You know you’re from Mumbai when your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.

Mumbai crowd

2. To get down from a local train, you just have to stand in the door-way and ensure that some-one behind you is getting down at the same station.

crowd local train

3. In Mumbai, getting into a Virar or Kalyan fast train at Dadar is tougher than getting into IITs and IIMs.

MUMBAI LOCAL

4. If you think a million dollar home is cool, come buy one in Bombay. You’ll end up with a fancy slum.

fancy slum

5. Darr k Aaage Jeet hai..Daadar k aage seat hai!

mumbai-travel

6.  Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.

mumbai churchgate

7.  You spend more time travelling than you spend at home

traffic-jam-in-mumbai

8. The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi!

mahalaxmi

LOL so Sweeet :D :*


Oppo R5 4.85mm-Thick Smartphone's India Launch



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Oppo India has announced its slimmest smartphone, the R5, will be launching in India this month.
Announcing a price range of Rs. 25,000 - Rs. 30,000, the Oppo R5 has been confirmed to hit market shelves in the country in December. We can expect the company to announce the final price of the R5 at its India launch.
At just 4.85mm thick, the Oppo R5 is one of the 'slimmest smartphones' launched globally. Notably, Vivo's flagship X5Max  launched on Wednesday is now currently the 'slimmest smartphone' with a thickness of 4.75mm - it is set to launch in India on Monday.
The company back in October launched the Oppo R5 at $499 (approximately Rs. 30,500). The smartphone features metallic and ceramic finishes at the corners.
The Oppo R5 features a 5.2-inch full-HD (1080x1920 pixels) AMOLED display that offers a pixel density of 423ppi. The R5 is powered by a 64-bit octa-core Qualcomm Snapdragon 615 (MSM8939) processor (2.1GHz quad-core + 1.5GHz quad-core) alongside with 2GB of RAM and Adreno 405.
It sports a 13-megapixel rear camera with Sony IMX214 sensor; an f/2.0 aperture, and a LED flash. There is a 5-megapixel front-facing camera also onboard. Running the company's proprietary ColorOS 2.0.1 (based on Android 4.4 KitKat), it supports a single Micro-SIM and comes with 16GB of inbuilt storage which is non-expandable.
There is 2000mAh battery onboard, and the smartphone supports VOOC charging technology that is said to charge the battery from 0 to 75 percent in around 30 minutes. Connectivity options on the smartphone include Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, GPRS/ EDGE, TD LTE, LTE FDD, and Micro-USB. Notably, there is no 3.5mm audio jack onboard, and customers will have to use the bundled Micro-USB to 3.5mm audio jack adapter, or the wireless O-Music accessory.
The Oppo R5 measures 148.9x74.5x4.85mm and weighs 155 grams.